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Add styling and formatting to the Wordpress Administration view of custom fields by updating WP User Manager with this unofficial update.

I install and configure WP User Manager on all commercial Wordpress-powered sites requiring custom user profile fields, Dealsway Solution’s plugin really is in a league of its own, plus I’d like to give back to [...]

Or more eloquently, How Not To Be Gay.

A Man should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.
A Man should not swing his arms when he is walking.
A Man should never carry a woman’s handbag.
A Man should never go tanning.
No Man should dye their hair.
A Man should never refer to an athlete as a “stud”.
A Man [...]

Smallville is an American television series that follows the adventures of a young Clark Kent (Tom Welling), as a teenager living in Smallville, Kansas, during the years before he becomes Superman.

One of my common Windows XP/Vista shortcuts that can be performed over the phone is finding out what graphics card/display adapter is installed on the clients computer.
Clients using Windows XP

On the Desktop, right click and select Properties
Swap to the Settings tab
Below the active screen diagram ask the client to state the name of the graphics [...]

The New Zealand comedy pair Flight of the Conchords regularly transcend space, time and beyond in their bizarre and often dry efforts at contemporary humour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

The show focuses on the professional and personal lives of several characters working at Sacred Heart Hospital, a fictional teaching hospital. It uses first-person narration, verbose characters, segues between subplots, fast pace, and surreal escapism (presented as the thoughts and reveries of the main characters), counterpointed by poignant pieces where the characters address how doctors [...]

Straight from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay…
I fear that I will always be,
A lonely number like root three,
A three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I [...]

Watch the Boeing Cortina take off and float away!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVq0u1BTGgE

Kudos go out to Patrick Nufer (via Facebook) for spotting this clip.

The President of Awesome (Barney Stinson) passed on the following knowledge.
The three beginner techniques to picking up a woman at a bar are…

Isolate her from her friends
Repeat her name in conversation
Subtly put her down