Visser Labs

One of my favourite bars in Brisbane has no website, I find that a joke in todays online society! So, to kick things off not only am I going to build a website about the bar, I’m going to also list the prices of drinks and the best nights to go. This is going to [...]

Zane Jones has a 5 star rating system for girls. They are:

No way, no how
In your room, by yourself after you’ve finished crying
With your friends around
Show her off at a party
Anywhere, any time (eg. Brisbane city escalators…)

Note: Under absolutely no circumstances can you tell the girl what her rating is, without risking that the universe [...]